Wednesday, February 07, 2007

(insert long winters music with montage of clips of brooding hipster dude and his fair skinned, waifish ex-girlfriend, here)

Wow. Brooklyn: You have hit the big-time! They are making a Laguna-Beach Inspired MTV reality show about Brooklyn High schoolers. In the premier episode, Sophia (who wears oversized sweaters with leggings and ballet slippers in the winter-time) is stressing because her boyfriend Huck (named ironically because his parents thought it had an Americana twist to it) might be cheating with Sara (a hassidic Jew whose parents wish all these hipsters would leave them the fugg alone!!!!) I can't wait.


At 6:00 AM, Anonymous Brian said...

Maybe next a show about poor, lonely youth in Iowa consuming their lives away wrapped up in a fantasy of fitting into a motherlord culture which squarely rejects them? I'd watch that.

At 3:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what a "motherlord" is but good luck with your bitter and inarticulate life. BTW if you hate the coasts so much but you can't quite form sentences then maybe it's time to step away from the computer and hit the books. Just a thought.

At 8:11 PM, Blogger g.m.s. said...

If he hates the coasts so much but he can't quite form sentences? That's like, um, totally a non-sequitor, yo! Brian, you need to hit the books (which, theoretically will bolster your intelligence enough to allow you to appreciate the awesomeness of an MTV reality shows. Particularly one that opprtunes Brooklyn to make a parody of itself. Hooray! Also, "anonymous," last I checked Iowa was not, in fact, on a coast.


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